Cataloging a few funny things heard around our house lately…
While recapping how she got her shiner…
Mommy: What happened to your eye at school?
Caroline: I bumped my head in the wall.
Mommy: Does it hurt?
Mommy: Do you need me to kiss your boo boo?
Caroline: No, I need a bitamin.
Running to find me in the kitchen…
Caroline: Thomas naughty in bafroom.
Thomas: (giggling and shredding a roll of toilet paper)
After stealing my chapstick out of my purse…
Mommy: NO! We do NOT color the floor with mommy’s chapstick!
Caroline: (starts rubbing chapstick on lips instead)
Mommy: Please go put that back in mommy’s purse.
Caroline: (turns and walks towards purse…drags chapstick along the wall on the way)
While helping me pour brownie mix into the mixer…
Caroline: Ew. Mommy. Dirt!
Mommy: Can you color a thank you card?
Left unattended for 5 minutes with markers…
After letting the kiddos stay up late to open Thomas’ last birthday present – a firetruck.
Caroline: Oh! Caroline’s!
Thomas: (excitedly reaching for firetruck fresh out of the package)
Caroline: NO! Mommy! Thomas go night night!!!
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