I officially have to be in a bikini in less than 2 weeks for a bachelorette party. Maybe I should have thought about that all weekend as I stuffed my face with wine and Cadbury eggs. Dang you, Easter Bunny.
At any given time, if you ask me if I am on a diet, my answer is always yes. In reality, I am really only on a diet Monday through Wednesday. During the first half of the week I will hit the gym every day, eat healthy, drink lots of water, etc. Then Thursday rolls around and I turn into a complete idiot until Sunday night.
So without further ado, my plan for the next two weeks…
Diet Strategy #1: Jillian Michael’s Detox Drink. Apparently this detox drink helps you shed 5-7 pounds in 1 week. I remain skeptical but am trying it anyway since I drink that much water anyway. Anyone ever tried this detox?
Detox H20
Ingredients
- 64 oz purified water
- 1 bag Dandelion Root Tea
- 1 tablespoon pure Cranberry Juice
- 2 tablespoons Lemon Juice
Instructions
- Make the tea as directed on the box. Cool to room temperature and add it to your container.
- Mix in the lemon juice, cranberry juice, and fill with filtered water up to 64 ounces.
- Drink one full 64 oz container every day for seven days.
Another Note: I flew through my Monday container before 11:45 am and still do not feel any skinnier. Cheers to the next 6 jugs…
Diet Strategy #3: Go to all of the Cardio Funk Dance Classes (1 hour, 4x week) at my Y.
Diet Strategy #5: Just to be ambitious – The Skinny Rules
Hopefully my bikini hanging in my closet will motivate me these next two weeks. I am open to any recommendations/suggestions for healthy (and quick) weight loss!
Megan Richter
Monday 31st of August 2015
Hi! I wish you good luck in loosing your weight! =) I'll try to follow all those recommendations, as well :)Visit http://special-essays.com
Ethan Mellor
Monday 3rd of August 2015
Good article. I'll drink every day detox and feel great.
sam bruce
Monday 8th of July 2013
I don't think avoiding krispy kreme is a good idea. Hahaha, for me though. I can go by the strategies 1- 3 but not 4 hahaha, thanks for sharing.Sam - fitinthemiddle.com
Katie
Tuesday 16th of April 2013
How did the detox drink work for you? Trying to decide if I should do it. How does it taste?
Tara {The Silver Lining}
Monday 8th of April 2013
I'm ready for an update!! :) I want to know how it went as I bought the tea and ingredients one time, and made one batch, but didn't stick with it for a week. Let me know if I need to do it for real this time. thanks!!