I officially have to be in a bikini in less than 2 weeks for a bachelorette party. Maybe I should have thought about that all weekend as I stuffed my face with wine and Cadbury eggs. Dang you, Easter Bunny.
At any given time, if you ask me if I am on a diet, my answer is always yes. In reality, I am really only on a diet Monday through Wednesday. During the first half of the week I will hit the gym every day, eat healthy, drink lots of water, etc. Then Thursday rolls around and I turn into a complete idiot until Sunday night.
So without further ado, my plan for the next two weeks…
Diet Strategy #1: Jillian Michael’s Detox Drink. Apparently this detox drink helps you shed 5-7 pounds in 1 week. I remain skeptical but am trying it anyway since I drink that much water anyway. Anyone ever tried this detox?
- 64 oz purified water
- 1 bag Dandelion Root Tea
- 1 tablespoon pure Cranberry Juice
- 2 tablespoons Lemon Juice
- Make the tea as directed on the box. Cool to room temperature and add it to your container.
- Mix in the lemon juice, cranberry juice, and fill with filtered water up to 64 ounces.
- Drink one full 64 oz container every day for seven days.
Another Note: I flew through my Monday container before 11:45 am and still do not feel any skinnier. Cheers to the next 6 jugs…
Diet Strategy #3: Go to all of the Cardio Funk Dance Classes (1 hour, 4x week) at my Y.
Diet Strategy #5: Just to be ambitious – The Skinny Rules
Hopefully my bikini hanging in my closet will motivate me these next two weeks. I am open to any recommendations/suggestions for healthy (and quick) weight loss!