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Toddler Talk {Volume I}

For those of you with wild toddlers in the house, have you ever paid attention to some of the ridiculous things you’ve done or things you’ve caught yourself saying out loud? Recently I’ve noticed Matt and I saying more and more absurd things to Caroline so I thought it would be fun to catalog these quotes that have been overheard in our house to look back on one day…


Matt: What did Caroline have for dinner?

Christina: Ketchup.

Matt: I think she wants seconds…

Chasing me around the house after I said no to seconds

While looking for Caroline’s bow…

Christina: Caroline, where did you put your bow?

Caroline: Bo!

While impatiently waiting for her TV dinner to cook…

Christina: Please stop hugging the microwave.

Caroline: ….


While changing Thomas’ diaper on the changing table…

Christina: Thomas just peed on the wall.

Matt: Again? 


While scanning the DVR for something to watch after collapsing into bed…

Christina: What do you want to watch?  

Matt: Well, we have 37 episodes of Mickey Mouse clubhouse to choose from.

Christina: You pick.

While getting ready to walk 267 steps (we’ve counted!) home from playdate…

McKinsey: Do you want a drink for the road?

Christina: Matt’s getting home late. Make it a double.

After watching Caroline eat the last cheerio she’d been carrying around the house…

Matt: Caroline just ate the last cheerio in her hand and she may want more.

Christina: We’ve been out of cheerios for at least three weeks… 

While loading the kids into the car at daycare…

Christina: Keep one hand on the stroller! Caroline! Stay by the stroller. Do not let go of the stroller.

Caroline: …he he…he he…

Would love to hear some of the funny things said or done around your house!



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Aileen Johnston

Tuesday 29th of September 2015

Me: Amy you are a pest (she wouldnt let go of me as I was trying to get dressed and organised to get out the door). What are you?? Amy: Hmmm a frog?!Love kids and the converstaions you never thought you would have!

David Dang

Tuesday 29th of September 2015

So cute :)


Monday 28th of September 2015

This is so great! My favourite is the microwave one. I love my microwave too haha

Elena @ baby Ridley bump

Sunday 27th of September 2015

I don't have any kids yet, but this is great! Seriously had me rolling, especially about the Cheerios! lol!

Trista @ The Classy Chaos

Saturday 26th of September 2015

This is great. Seriously. One thing that immediately comes to mind is our almost 5 yr old has recently been asking for us to wipe him after he goes potty. He's been doing it himself for who know how long. So what is constantly coming out of our mouths is "Wipe your own butt!" Haha!